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12.06.2025 01:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

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No go.

No way

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Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Jonathan Joss, ‘King of the Hill’ and ‘Parks & Recreation’ actor, dead at 59 after shooting - CNN

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)