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12.06.2025 01:41

Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
No way
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Would you join a gym or workout at home and why?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Why do narcissist move on so easily?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)